In Which I Review a Food

Obviously this is not the most 5-star product to review, but I'm working with the vending machine outside my office, not Hell's Kitchen. So bear with me...

Out of curiosity, I bought a bag of Herr's Baby Back Rib flavored chips. I figured...I like BBQ chips, this should be good. They looked good and amazingly, the little mini-bag was actually almost completely full of chips. I was excited about that in the beginning....

On first bite, I thought, "Holy smokes! These taste just like baby back ribs!" I continued to chew, and was eventually thinking "Holy smokes! These taste just like baby back ribs....that someone already ate, threw up, and then spooned into my mouth!"

The initially appetizing sweet, tangy-ness quickly became the nasty, salty/sweet/vinegar flavor that you have after puking up bile. I tried to eat more of them in the name of science, but I couldn't do it.

I'm gonna have to give these chips two thumbs waaaay down for making me feel like I just ate vomit while I'm at work and therefore unable to yell expletives.